Hello all,
and thanks for checking in at the O’Grady Flyfishing Adventures. As our readers
have probably figured out over the years, my brain seems to always be in
overdrive and usually somewhere way off the main road. I got to spend Sunday on the
river with my incredible wife and dog, and like most time on the water my brain
ran wild. When we first got to the river we had something happen that thrust me
back to my grade school days and finally my learning became complete.
As I have aged, many times over the years,I would all of a sudden be brought back to my youth and be glad that I
learned a particular skill. As a youngster I remember thinking how dumb algebra
was and that I would never use it in the real world. Today I know that the
people who learned it are making $20 an hour and the ones that didn’t are
trying to raise the minimum wage so they can make $15 an hour. It now all makes sense. <-My only political jab for the day.
I don’t know
if the schools still do it today, but when I was a kid, the second to the last
day of the school year was “track and field” day. Even though my athletic
skills never allowed me to win a ribbon, I always had a blast and most of the
events made sense to me. High jump, long jump, races, discus, shot-put all made
perfect sense. Humans have been competing against each other since Cain was
jealous of Abel. It all made sense, thousands of year ago two guys probably
looked up and saw some hottie 100 yards away and said whoever gets to her first
gets her. There you go the first race. Later, while they were living in some
cliff dwelling and a tiger was trying to climb up and eat them, the men said
whoever can throw a boulder the furthest and most accurate and hit the beast, not only doesn’t get eaten
but also gets the meat. There you go, the first shot put and discus.
Now as we
expand sports, some still make sense, in the right manner. For instance winter
sports, I don’t know what it is called but some athletes cross country ski
while shooting targets. To me that seems kind of silly, but after living in the
mountains I can certainly see how that started. Picture it, several drunk guys
are sitting around their cabin and one says “with my gun, I can hit a beer can
from a hundred yards.” Of course the others say “no way” this angers the man
and he ups the stakes, “I bet I can hit it while skiing down the hill!” Then
the inebriated group stumbles out and takes turn trying it, and there you have
it, another sport invented…. A pretty cool one too.
While all of
these sports are reasonable, there was one grade school competition that never
even the least bit made sense, Speed Walking. What in Gods holy name is speed
walking, and how did it ever get started. Let me guess, two French men were
walking down the street and a horrible monster came up behind them and one
said, “we need to walk really fast to get away from him” and the other says “
heck with that, I’m going to run”, the first one says “Don’t be so uncivilized,
lets walk really fas-AHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Okay see what I’m saying it never made any
sense at all. Even watching the race every year, the guy that won always at one
point or another cheated and ran.
So back to my original point; I typically walk
much faster than my wife, try as she might to keep up, and on Sunday the whole
speed walking thing finally made sense. Since it was a Bronco’s day we really
weren’t expecting to see a lot of people on the river. Pulling into the parking
lot and seeing the amount of cars however, quickly informed us that we were not
alone. We walked down to the river and we could see about forty yards down that
one of our favorite runs was unoccupied. At the same time we glanced across the
river and saw another guy gazing at our prized run. Now being the civilized
flyfisherman that I am, I would never burst out in to a full sprint (partially
because I need to be timed with a calendar rather than a stopwatch), but all of
a sudden I felt Cat walk by me quickly. I glanced over and the other guy began
to pick up his pace. The “Rocky” theme song blasted through my head and I began
to speedwalk past my wife and into my prized run. I glanced back to the other
side to see the progress of my competitor, making sure I didn’t make eye contact and I realized that his race was
foiled by a tree in his way. At that moment it all became crystal clear and
made perfect sense, even though I never actually competed in “speedwalking”,
that had to be where it all started. Thousands of years ago two people looked
at the same magnificent piece of river and wanted to be the first to wet a line
it. I can’t go back in time, but I think I may need to start training now, and
then I can fish wherever. And best of all, no more wondering my life is complete and it all makes sense.(not)
At times, the river this weekend fished pretty
darn well. Our Saturday clients were all first timers and really had a blast.
They didn’t get a bunch to the net, but learned quite a bit about the brains
and brawn of our fish. The thrill of helping someone land their first fish on a
flyrod still gives me goosebumps today.
I had heard rumors of a “real” BWO hatch earlier in the week and
Saturday was the first serious hour long hatch I have seen this year. Sunday,
surprisingly the hatch only lasted a short time, but while it was going on, the
fish just came alive. With the weather forecast later this week I would guess
that the Reservoir, if not already, should be completely turned over by this
weekend and we should see clearer water soon. The clarity had certainly
improved over the weekend. The shop schedule looks as if guide trips are
filling up quickly. If you are thinking of booking, do it now. As always
Connell, Cat, Winston, the Olympic committee, and The Drift Fly Shop want to thank
you for reading…….